Choadler

A dude at a party that is trying to hit on every girl.

"i don't know if I should tell Ray that Todd was groping Lisa and being a total choadler."

by Golden Olden April 4, 2010

choadenitus

the condition of having a choad.

dude: hurry up and keep jerking!
chick: i cant get a good grip!
dude: i told you i have choadenitus!

by im-not-real August 29, 2010

Choadmuffin

Someone with a choad and repeatedly denies it.

Dude1: Hey choadmuffin! How's it going?
Dude2: I don't fucking have a choad!

by SirOlmec March 6, 2012

choadgargler

person who sucks short, fat penises

Hey, choadgargler, how's the dicksucking business

by Zoombah February 24, 2014

Chadsturbate

When you try and Tokyo Drift and and don't pull it off so you masturbate.

"I slid too far into the turn and went off the track so I Chadsturbated"

by Not Chad, fer realz May 9, 2014

choadwrinkle

When age defiined choad wrinkles are counted , they can be used to accurately determine the age of the specimen in relation to his stress levels. Similar to the rings found on the trunks of many trees. A wrinkle that commonly appears on the "choad" region of the male body. The choad is a small area of skin between the anus and scrotum or between the vagina and anus. This area is also referred to as a "taint." Example given : "Taint your balls!", "Taint your asshole!" , TIS YOUR TAINT!

I know she was 18!! I counted her choadwrinkle twice!

by AnonymousTexasUser August 7, 2015

choadanus

A normally fat person resembling that of a choad (or has a choad) and has the and attitude of an ass therefore anus

"No dick Nick pushed me in the pond ,man he is a real choadanus"

by Drake has no hands November 25, 2016