Red Headed Step Child

A stepchild might be singled out for abuse. But a red-headed stepchild (who presumably looks like his or her absent birth-parent) might be abused even more because he or she is so obviously different from the other children.

Myles was the red-head step child of the family, he was never invited to the family reunions.

by Laura Hall January 7, 2004

Childhood

Laughter and Balloons

I told my therapist, you don't need to look into my childhood, all you will find is laughter and Balloons. I could not have been more wrong.

by The G November 21, 2003

bubble-wrap child

A child that is so overprotected by their parents, it's as if they were being wrapped in bubble-wrap to keep them safe and out of harms way. Often these children suffer greatest later in life when they enter the real world and have no experience in making mistakes.

That guy's so street stupid he must have been a bubble-wrap child

by ssblake June 12, 2007

Middle Child Card Game

A 3-person drinking card game. Each person will draw one card from the pile in the middle, and whoever has the card that falls between the two is deemed the "middle child", and therefor is required to take a drink. (Ex. one person draws a 3, one person draws a 7, and one person draws a Queen, the person who draws a 7 would have to drink). Aces are High.

If two of the people playing draw the same card, then they are "twinsies", and they are required to High-Five while the "Odd Child" has to take a drink.

In the rare case that all three members draw the same card. Everyone else who is in the room is required to take a shot.

Brit: I pulled an 5.
Alex: BROOOOO, i pulled an 8.
Zach: I pulled a King.

Brit: Alex, You're the Middle Child.....you have to drink.

That's how you play "Middle Child Card Game"

by MiddleChildDrinkingGame October 16, 2011

yard child

A child that is yours but you didn't know that you have that child.

Here's your yard child.

by The boss potatoes May 19, 2016

jump little children

very cool band who you all should listen to. based in charleston, sc. name recently abreviated to jump.

coldplay's new song reminds me of jump little children.

by cosi May 13, 2005

Right in the Childhood

What you say when you notice something on a kid's show or movie that has a sexual reference. This term is popular on many online internet meme websites.

Spongebob: Look Doubloons! *Holds out soap* Don't drop 'em!

Viewer: That hit me right in the childhood

by xHawkEyex December 9, 2012