A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
Get the Douche Canoe mug.Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?
by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024
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Get the Ethiopian Canoe mug.A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023
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Get the Screw Canoe mug.A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
by Buffmclargehuge November 27, 2020
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