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Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)
Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"
by afuckingtech February 11, 2024
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Being called racist

That isn't what happening. You know that isn't what's happening.
Hym "And there's a difference between being called racist and what's happening. And BEYOND WHAT'S HAPPENING... You're also getting anything that's even peripherally associated with a racist epitaph being conflated with racial slurs. And then you get retard shit-libs like you shitting your ink poop all over the place because everything is just-a-oh-so-nebulous. But, as a shit lib, you only care about half the nuance and only half of the time. Dogshit intellectually dishonest hippies. And the axioms of youre belief aren't inarguable."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2024
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Person called Ram

Small but Fiesty; that one strong small friend you go to fight for you or hide behind;Absolute unit when it comes to fighting just like his name says
Whenever we run into trouble we go to the person called Ram to solve it with his hands, if you know what I mean
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Jumper cables

Jumper Cables is a game where participants, typically standing in a circle, use a pairs of jumper cables to beat one another until only one participant is left standing.
by Doglyus June 26, 2024
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Lesbian Cable

Noun (humorous)

1. A female to female cable or extension cord, most commonly used in the context of describing a 1/4in female to 3.5mm jack, or other cables used in the music scene.

Origin: playful nomenclature derived from the loose function of female/female extension cords, as well as a play on words relating to lesbianism.
Ayo, sista, pass me the lesbian cable, ima plug in my guitar!

My aux cord won’t reach from the backseat, can you whip out the lesbian cable so I can plug in my phone?
by Asriel___LOVER March 16, 2026
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Lesbian Cable

Noun (humorous)

1. A female to female cable or extension cord, most commonly used in the context of describing a 1/4in female to 3.5mm jack, or other cables used within the music scene.

origin: A playful name coming from the music scene, derived from the humorous implication that a female/female cord must be lesbian, whilst a male/female cord would be a heterosexual one.
Ayo, sista, pass me the lesbian cable, I need ta plug in my guitar!

Anybody else ever seen my lesbian cable, I think I left it on the piano, last time i checked
by Asriel___LOVER March 16, 2026
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Fixing Cables

To snort a drug in powdered form, typically cocaine, while streaming WoW gameplay. The substance is arranged in a thin line and hidden from view below the monitor before being snorted.
Damn I died to the boss... time to go fixing cables!
by user04567y April 9, 2025
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