Cry Baby

A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears

Yo, Jiminy, I proper did the Cry Baby with your sister last night!!

by Matthew Kenyon October 14, 2011

crying shame

A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.

Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."

by jsd9632 December 30, 2012

crying around

When you are moping to anyone who will listen to you; hungry for sympathy, having a self-indulgent pity party.

Brendon keeps crying around about his bitch.

by BonnieParker November 15, 2017

Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby

Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy

by Will lloyd April 14, 2021

screaming crying

the action of screaming whilist crying.

“I’m screaming crying!!”
“Why?”

by FARTINGLOUD March 31, 2022

Puss-cry

A whiny cowardly individual.

(sobbing) "Branden, stop hitting me!"

"Shut your mouth and take it, you little Puss-cry!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Pathetically crying

Fake cry for help when help is not needed.

Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.

To see a man or woman pathetically crying to get what they want.

by Readmeagain May 12, 2022