Brewing a pot of ass coffee

having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.

by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011

broking up

breaking up with a bro

Are you sure you want to stop playing laser tag with Barney?

I dunno dude, i'm bad at broking up

by lemonkoala October 17, 2012

blowing air up my ass

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.

"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."

by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014

Browning out

When you drink so much that you lose control of your bowel movements

Michael: “Is Dennis wearing brown pants with that brown shirt?”
Justin: “Nah man, his pants were white at first but then he started browning out from all the drinks”
Michael: “Woah...”

by Twizzlerizzler September 1, 2018

mind-blowingly-awesome

That kind of awesome where it feels like your brain is trying to explode out of your skull.

Pete: How do you like that hotdog Guy?
Guy: It's mind-blowingly-awesome Pete!
Pete: What's that leaking out of your ears?

by futurejohn May 23, 2014

blowing Chunks

to throw up violently in a bathroom stall

to give oral to some boy named Chunks

I was blowing chunks the day i got sick

Oh my god! She's blowing Chunks!

by um... not Bridget... May 9, 2005

broing out

when a group of heterosexual male friends, ditch hoes before their bros, and show their love for each other through sexual favors.

did you hear that mike, john, and bobby, were broing out in a hotel,

they must be great friends.

by johnny caca May 10, 2009