chirpin' bootie

The act of shoving a small bird into ones rectum.

"Hey Tod did you give your girl some chirpin' bootie last night"

"Sure did Ron, that bird is dead as fuck"

by R3ctumAnnhilator69 June 18, 2016

Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

Jungle booking

The act of scratching/massaging your back on an object such as the corner of a wall or a tree. Similar to Baloo, while he sings Bear Necessities in the movie Jungle Book.

Damn bro, sorry for jungle booking on the corner of your pantry.

You jungle booking son of a bitch.

by 2 shoes June 11, 2017

WiFi booming

When you shove a bunch of fire crackers into a router, light them and proceed to shove it up someone’s ass.

I love it when I’m sitting in my bed and my boyfriend Grabs the router and some firecrackers and starts WiFi booming me

by Spaceman4578 March 1, 2018

battle of the booties

When two gals with bootys competing in some way.
Could be shakin' booty to some music.
Or it could be a "booty-to-booty" battle if ya know what I mean.

The two booties have some contact like, bumpin, slamming, pressing and comparing each others booties together in a competitive way.

"A woman two another: lets compare our booties and have some "Battle of the booties" action."
"Lets shake our booties"
"Wanna have some booty fun together?"
"You can't beat my booty"
"Lets compare our booties"

by _Nina_ March 26, 2008

Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010

bootie call

Best thing that can happen to you, especially if the girl is hot. It's simply having sex with a friend

I have a bootie call, she is hot! I'll be over tonight!

by anton September 1, 2008