blasterd

When an individual is blasted in conjunction with being plastered.

After a night at the bar Yingling was blasterd.

by mikeeyediaz October 28, 2010

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

Boaster Coaster

One who brags, or boasts a lot.

Van is such a Boaster Coaster.

Christyan is such a Boaster Coaster.

Brandon is such a Boaster Coaster.

by I'm Tyler Day. August 17, 2011

Blomsterman

A guy with big shimmering eyes and a deep soul who friends zones everyone. And has a huge love for bread, pastries and doctor who.

The name comes from my friends crush who became an adjective.

Me: who that tall guy with glossing shimmering eyes ?
Everyone: blomsterman.

by Shortpeeps December 12, 2016

boasterism

When you ain't even cocky, you just full of boasterism...

It's not even cocky, it's boasterism.

by Slicklady August 9, 2017

blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 13, 2018

Blasterz

That massive twat who bans someone for getting there felling hurt

Wow blasterz is a twat

by X3TM January 19, 2019