beat like rihanna 

Being incredibly tired from work or other tiring activities

"Dude I need some sleep cuz' I'm beat like rihanna

beat like rihanna by Trogdaft June 11, 2009

Beat a Murder Drone Day 

On January 14th. You can beat the shit out of Murder Drones and they can't do shit about it.

Person 1: Hey there is a murder drone. Let's beat the shit out of it!
Person 2: Oh HELL YEAH! I will get my weapons!
Person 3: I love to beat the shit out of murder drones on Beat a Murder Drone Day

Beat a Murder Drone Day by Murder Drone ZX November 27, 2021

Beat off crazy 

To masturbate one's self into an insane state.

Jaime is beat off crazy this weekend, we won't see her until Monday.

Beat off crazy by Abnerone March 18, 2005

beat wilton... 

An impossible task for those poor New Canaanites as Wilton will continue to dominate as the top drinking town in the state.

We suckers will sadly never beat Wilton.

beat wilton... by BLUEWHITE May 1, 2005

beat the bishop 

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

beat the bishop by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004

beat your dudley 

A slang form of the word masterbation

I was beatin my dudley last night while i was thinking of your mom.

beat your dudley by Russell Collins June 22, 2005

beat the chicken 

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation

all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!

beat the chicken by mrham4444 April 12, 2014