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Piss covered bathroom floor

When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.
Piss covered bathroom floor

Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.

Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.
by Bathroom floor pisser May 1, 2022
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Bathroom party

Started at Sherwood High School, it's when a huge group crowds a bathroom at the end of class and runs out at the same time and tramples shit.
Dawggg u goin to the bathroom party after 6th? And 7th? And 8th?

The idiots had 3 bathroom parties all back-to-back and in the same bathroom!
by 1lebreezy January 20, 2016
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Naughty Bathroom Attendent

When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.
I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.
by synasthetic December 25, 2010
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S.S. BathroomSink

Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser crashed the S.S. BathroomSink into Litterbox Island.
by Tink January 24, 2005
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bathroom selfie

When a man in a monogamous relationship has to masturbate alone in a bathroom at home.
My wife was too tired last night so I just gave myself a bathroom selfie and went to sleep.
by CertainlyNotRummy November 16, 2012
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bathroom pudding

Shit that is halfway in consistency between diarrhea and jello.
"Man after that Taco Bell yesterday I shit out some serious bathroom pudding."
by Libdem June 1, 2016
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Bathroom

A place where You relax your anal cavity and poop comes out.
Bob: where are you going

Smith: the bathroom

Bob: why

Smith: because my anal cavity is getting uuuugggeee
by Wetwow April 11, 2019
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