fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.

1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.

by G-A-T October 27, 2011

Fart in the bath

Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.

Sis: Done reading Twilight.

Bro: What the hell man?

Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.

by Le_Moff May 14, 2012

Russian Bath

Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.

He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.

by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009

Purfume Bath

When someone farts opens the shower, sticks there butt in farts then runs.

How was your Purfume Bath?
Damn that stinks!!!!!!!!!1

by beanie B**** March 25, 2011

Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.

Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick

by Breebree32 August 6, 2013

Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013

cock bath

The act of cleaning your genitals in a bathroom sink (or any type of sink), after participating in a sexually activity. This activity could include masturbation as well as any other form of sex. The sink is filled with warm soapy water for which you are to dip your member for cleaning (tippy toes may be required for men of height less than 5'9). A cock bath is ideal in situations where you have no time or ability to take a full shower but require clean genitalia.

This method avoids the painstakingly long task of an actual shower, while still achieving a clean scent free genital area.

As I was leaving my side bitches house and heading for home I took a quick cock bath to avoid detection by my girlfriend.

by tndo February 19, 2015