bastard

a real ass hole or someone without married parents

Josh is a bastard

by anonymous January 31, 2004

bastardry

of or pertaining to bastards, or having general bastard-like qualities.

When it comes to golf, DL3 has reached the pinnacle of bastardry.

by MoSideburnsbanterbuddy August 12, 2004

Big Red Anal Bastard

An overweight Dutch prositute who specialises in anal crimping.

Can you believe Rick? I hear he got crimped by a Big Red Anal Bastard in Amsterdam!

by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

Action Bastard

some one who is without a doubt the coolest mofo at any giving moment at any giving party, or any giving time

Action Bastard i need you?!?!

by dSh3llz January 3, 2009

commie bastard

A common insult referring to people who go against typical American views or freedom.

"I heard Tony talking about how great universal healthcare would be, the commie bastard."

by Communist bloc party June 20, 2016

fat bastard

Overweighted individual who was never registered or recognized by his/her parents. Usually acts like a asshole trying to miss lead attention from the fact of being fat.

That fat bastard stood up outside an elementary school molesting kids and taking the candy away.

by BiggieBoreal October 31, 2009

Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, the Kiddie Fiddler aka "The Kiddler". Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

by funnycunt October 24, 2008