Wrinkley Piece

The area on a circumcised penis where the foreskin used to attach .

“ my wrinkley piece is sore today , reminds me of a jelly bean . “ - Ed

by BrunetteOkie April 5, 2023

Wrinkle Sprinkle

The act of a Golden Shower, typically performed by parties older than 72.

Wilber delicately performed a Wrinkle Sprinkle, to Louis’s delight…

by Roberto el Sanchez V April 21, 2023

Wrinkled 9-5er

His girlfriend is starting to hate him and he’s become largely immune to her passive-aggressive behaviour because he’s a shell of the man she thought he’d amount to. They’re spending 70% of their already taxed income on rent so they can live in reasonable proximity to the job he hates. Their prospects of owning a home align with their chances of winning the lottery. He spends 6+ hours a day planning his draft kings lineup and listening to Bitcoin podcasts because it acts as a source of hope and mental escapism from the dopamine-deprived corporate hellhole he spends most of his conscious life pretending to work for. He’s effectively entered the “privatized welfare” class of Canadians whereby he’s paid a shitty wage, with nearly 0 chance of upside in return for sitting at a desk for 37.5 hours a week and pretending to click buttons on a screen that matter. He’s given up, drowning in his own irrelevance- “there must be more” he murmurs to himself as he clambers into the revolving door with his unwashed, wrinkled corporate attire, the uninspiring symphony of monotonous grays and blues, which is like an elaborate camouflage designed for aspiring off

Check out that Wrinkled 9-5er. I feel for the guy.

by fabioforeign July 31, 2023

wrinkle button

Simply a butt hole, it looks like a button and is wrinkly.

“My girl let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

by The Wrinkliest Button January 15, 2024

wrinkle button

Simply a butthole. It’s wrinkly and shaped like a button.

“Guys, my Girlfriend let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

by The Wrinkliest Button January 15, 2024

Wrinklepoppen

The act of playing with yourself to an extent where your testicle begin to bleed internally, eventually fill up with blood and burst, leaving a mix of blood, pus and seen everywhere.

Yesterday, I made a big mistake and it resulted in a wrinklepoppen.

by Bland_uzbek4455 March 15, 2024

wrinklegrass

adjective:

describes an object or idea, typically a role-playing game or other piece of media, that contains elements of millennial mind poison such as being rules-light or containing ideas that are as unconventional as they are uninteresting.

noun:

An object or idea that embodies wrinklegrass, such as any OSR retroclone or ruleslite pdfslop.

origin:

Wrinklegrass arose as a parody term referring to any indie RPG commonly talked about on r/RPG, because they usually have whimsical or meaningless titles like Wrinklegrass.

Have you played Wrinklegrass, the mudfarm razorcore muppet-lite grime bastion souls-core ODnD B/X retroclone parallax dice rules shard?

by promlan May 18, 2024