Bland_uzbek4455's definitions

Zinklemann

The act of a straight man and a gay man engaging in unreproductive reproductive satisfaction play time, eventually leading the straight man to turn gay. During the transformation, the gay man will act as a catalyst by using increasingingly larger objects as dildos to the point where the other man's anus is wide enough to accommodate a full grown racoon.

Yesterday, I met someone, and soon we will do a zinklemann.

by Bland_uzbek4455 March 15, 2024

Wrinklepoppen

The act of playing with yourself to an extent where your testicle begin to bleed internally, eventually fill up with blood and burst, leaving a mix of blood, pus and seen everywhere.

Yesterday, I made a big mistake and it resulted in a wrinklepoppen.

by Bland_uzbek4455 March 15, 2024