work piss

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.

We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.

by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013

work art

1. art created with typical/work office supplies
2. art created at work. work referring to a non-art related job
3. art created in the spirit of "screw work"

Titled For The Birds, the large pigeon made of sticky notes, white out and highlighter was a good example of modern work art.

by Tee Vee May 9, 2013

work for the mafia

an elegant way of excusing yourself from present company to go take a shit.

"excuse me for a moment, i must go work for the mafia"

by cin- May 5, 2014

work the metal

Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces

Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.

by trillmatik February 2, 2014

Work for the president

Used to tell someone they are doing a great job or they are popular in doing an activity.

Girl you must work for the president after dealing with that problem.

by Tizzy Quinn December 17, 2016

Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".

When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension

by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017

Work porn

When you make an absolutely innocent Google image search and instead of the searched for term you end up with hardcore porn results. This typically then results in hitting every button on your keyboard to make it go away.

I googled well field yesterday and page 3 results had crazy work porn! Now I'm worried I'm going to get shit-canned.

by kinigit May 11, 2017