detective work

group sex

Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?

by Jean Genet Ramsey October 21, 2008

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Work Beeotch

A drinking buddy that clocks in with you and drinks like it's their job. See clock in.

Hey Work Beeotch...Are you clocking in tonight?

by WorkBeeotch Mandi June 14, 2011

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work fun

The mild, qualified sense of pleasure one experiences when engaged in a social or recreational activity in the work/office context. Not to be confused with "actual fun."

A: "How was the company rafting trip?"
B: "You know--drank some beers, ate food, made small talk, managed not to slug anyone. It was work fun."

by A$APdanny May 28, 2014

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Work Demon

The state of being when you're working up a storm and won't stop until you're finished. Almost as if being possessed by a demon.

Granny: He's got the Work Demon on him. He won't stop! He's chopped wood, mowed the lawn , and weeded the garden already!

by Nateson Richardman September 9, 2016

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Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

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Bentgineering works

When train companies shut various parts of the national network (usually on a weekend), causing untold inconvenience for the mugs who already pay through the nose for a shite service. Incredibly gay (no offence) and annoying.

"Shit, I was going to visit my sister in Newcastle this weekend, but there are bentgineering works on GNER".

"That's so bent, the line was fucked up a fortnight ago too".

by Dogtanian101 October 24, 2007

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