brown winker

Location from which poop emerges.

He was bent over, giving them an eyeful of his brown winker.

by Luiggi April 25, 2008

penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

homo winter gear

Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.

Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

Bug Wiezer

Beer, but for frogs

Frog 1 asked frog 2 do u has any bug wiezer

by Yeet Masters 777 November 10, 2019

Waifu Winter

Waifu Winter is the time of the year when winter strikes and your Waifu is required to wear and cute outfit winter themed

Waifu Winter starts December 3rd

by Mr.Gay4321 November 3, 2020

Creepy Winker

As the man is about to cum he pulls out and jerks off in your face making sure to blow most of the load in one of your eyes. He then forces you to keep it there and go about your day as if there’s nothing wrong.

I gave her the creepy winker and she had to talk to her boss. She had one when shut like pop eye.

by \m/aze December 28, 2020

Mid-winter crisis

When you wish it was summer during winter

"I went through a mid-winter crisis last week."

by Mrfruitloops February 2, 2021