Windows 11

Heaven and cancer packed in one cock

Some guy: Hey I just upgraded to Windows 11!
Another guy: You mean downgraded?

Basically every Windows 10 user.

by bitchoker December 20, 2022

window seat

1. Seat with the better view.

2. From a business stand-point, when an employer is given a fancy title because of his/her reputation in the past but in the present is fairly useless as far as the business itself goes.

1. Jon took the window seat of the airplane to view the skies.

2. Jon got promoted to 'High Executive Manager'. He doesn't really do anything important since his work has gone stale but he is kept in the company simply because the public has known him for so long it'd be awkward to see him out of it.

by Shannoner March 16, 2008

window eating

See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.

If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!

by JBeez March 30, 2013

window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.

"Damn! One brick and that window drop."

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

Windows ME

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

by Michael Lippa July 26, 2008

window bopping

Also known as window flitting. When you log into and/or frequently visit a select group of websites quickly and repeatedly in the same window. Often coincides with lollergagging.

NOTE: Does not refer to simply surfing the net.

"I can totally see her logging in and out of gmail and facebook - she must be window bopping."

by Ambernikki February 9, 2009

Frosty Windows

When you give a girl a facial while she's wearing glasses

Jen: I can't get this jizz off my glasses!
Sara: maybe you shouldn't have gotten frosty windows!!

by Ammo11m January 10, 2012