Grease a fifth wheel

Greasing up a butthole with lubrication.

1) Jay likes to grease Mike's fifth wheel.
2) You like to grease a fifth wheel

by Jason Vallone November 22, 2005

Third Wheel

A person who can ruin a weekend, picnic, concert, sporting event, or any other kind of activity that you may have planned with your significant other by inviting themselves or guilting you into inviting them. These people are commonly refereed to as a Third Wheel. Third Wheeling is not cool and is frowned upon.

Dude! She's such a Third Wheel, I cant believe she tried to go to prom with them.

by Boogie44 October 1, 2010

Rotating Wheel of Death

The Macintosh version of the Blue Screen of Death. 1/264,000 as likely to happen.

I clicked and clicked but to no avail, the mouse cursor remained the rotating wheel of death.

by Dumbath February 10, 2010

coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.

I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.

by fat.man March 21, 2010

Head Wheel

When a man receives oral sex while at the same time driving and slams on the breaks, thrusting the victim into the steering wheel and causing the horn to blow.

Traffic: what the fuck are you beeping at moron?!?
Driver: nothing mam, just some head wheel.

by HAVOKKK March 20, 2011

Bug Wheel

A phrase used to describe the odd, flimsy, damaged wheel that commonly appears in one of the wheel bays on a cheap, economy class car.

Not to be confused with Bug Wheels.

Bob: I nearly crashed into a tree yesterday!
Dan: How did you manage that?
Bob: That bloody bug wheel makes steering so difficult!

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011