middle-aged woman wasted

sitting at home by yourself drinking away your insecurities and sorrows.

My boyfriend broke up with me last night; so I'm going home and getting middle-aged woman wasted.

by kattycakes October 7, 2011

Wasted

1.What happens when you do drugs or alcohol
2.What it says when you die in gta
3.Killed
4.Screwed

1.I'm so wasted
2.WASTED
3.He got wasted
4.Looks like i'm wasted here now

by Elliot c June 23, 2008

wasped

THE ACT OF BEING BETTER THAN MOST AND QUIETLY CONCEALING YOUR VAST KNOWLEDGE OF CHEMISTRY.

HE'S SO WASPED.

by CUSCUSTA May 14, 2015

Kanye Wasted

When you go to a Kanye West concert and tell your friends to look after your phone and wallet, and then get so wasted that your friends leave you in the first aid tent, but you escape and leave the concert and are unable to find your way back.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Alex at the Kanye West concert?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard he was Kanye Wasted.

by girlwivdabigbooty_101_xXx May 18, 2011

White Girl Wasted

Getting incredibly drunk off a very small amount of alcohol.

Not exclusive to any race or gender. Simply an expression, similar to Ghetto Booty in this regard. ie: Don't have to be "ghetto" to have the booty.

Five open beers; Six drunk chicks...

...White Girl Wasted.

by The Ghost of Johnnie Cochran July 25, 2012

wiggity wiggity wasted

a term used to describe a male or female intoxicated to the point of not knowing who they are, where they are, etc. Usually this stage of wastedness occurs prior to blackout and after wasted.

"Dude, I'm getting wiggity wiggity wasted tonight!"

by haha... .blondie October 25, 2005

White girl wasted

Getting so drunk at a party or event that everyone suddenly knows you bc you puked in 2 cars and an uber.

Last night at the MP ball, Villegas got white girl wasted

by Lucyinthegym October 5, 2017