inbred twat waffle

when two cousins hump and create a being they nick named dc

I once knew a inbred twat waffle named dc.

by cherlotus July 29, 2016

Cum guzzling twat waffle

The title pretty much sums it up.

That Susan is a cum guzzling twat waffle whore beast.

by BOOGEY MAN 123 August 23, 2016

Walla Walla Waffle Cone

The act of defecating in the shower and smashing the turd into the drain (using feet or hands) until it aquires the grid pattern of the drain. Can be admired and then mashed further until the turd disappears or it can be left behind to be discovered by the next person to use the shower.

Bob got tired of having to use a communal shower so he left a Walla Walla waffle cone behind to convey his displeasure with the situation.

by Grabthars Hammer September 20, 2017

mental slut waffle

A mind controlling waffle that forces you to pour hot butter and syrup all over it while it cums in your mouth.

That mental slut waffle just blew my mind.

by PeanutBitter January 7, 2018

Wafflenator

A Person Who likes waffles, a Weapon that turns people into a waffle commonly found where squidi is found.

1. The Wafflenator 5637-G (This is Both a Person I knows nickname and an Imaginary Weapon of mass waffles

by Person Named Bob October 10, 2004

wafflejimjam

An ancient game, only still performed by those of high society. Whereby, the initiator partially exposes his genitals in a subtle gesture and challenges a fellow colleague to determine whether the exposed skin is of a penile or testicular nature, all while announcing "wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?" After which the colleague is forced to respond.

Bradley: *unzips fly* Wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?

Peter: That's gotta be cock for sure...

Bradley: Haha! Wrong again!

Peter: I never knew you waxed?

by The phantom tanner November 25, 2013

waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017