Friendship whore

A friendship whore is a person of the female sex (can in some cases be male)who will attempt to gain friends by pretending that they are an honest, loving human being. Once you have been insnared by this particular person and you truly do trust and support them, they will stop caring all together. Although you should hate the particular person for doing so, the friendship whore has made sure that the friendship has reached beyond a point of return, therefore leaving you unable to turn around and hate the particular person. Thus leaving you depressed for a number of weeks, months or possibly years in some extreme cases of friendship whoreism.

Side Effects: Victims of friendship whoreism may experience;

*immediate cardiac arrest

*strange mental patterns

*repetition of the alphabet backwards written all over walls

*strange code languages created to avoid thinking about the friendship whore

*severe head trauma from banging the face on a sheet of steel, then repeating 350 times until the mind is numb.

NOTE: To avoid being victimised of a friendship whore I suggest ignoring anyone who seems at first to be too good to be true. This may be hard at first but it is worth the initial difficulty.

I managed to avoid becoming a Friendship Whore victim and life has never been better

by Teen Reject October 3, 2005

Old Whore

It’s the woman who is just trying too hard. She’s seen way too much sun in her life. Her skin is like an old piece of luggage. Her hair is over-processed, usually way too blonde. The hair is almost always a bit big. Her nails are usually long and acrylic, sporting the Carmela Soprano french mani. Her clothes are just a tad too snug. She has her boobs on display, with a wrinkled, freckly chest exposed. There are rhinestones. Perhaps an ankle bracelet. Occasionally said anklet may be seen over/under suntan colored panty hose. You can tell she’s been around the block, so to speak. She’s lived hard. Lots of booze. She’s a bit puffy in the face. She’s got her cocktail and she’s laughing a bit too loud.

"I need to put some more SPF 50 on...don't want to look like an Old Whore."

"Wow, she used to be so pretty...now she just looks like an Old Whore."

"Yikes, who's the Old Whore sporting those Daisy Dukes? So inappropriate."

"Mom's Bunko group is going on a cruise. It's gonna be Old Whore City."

by kellybex July 15, 2009

Sanctimonious Attention Whore

Someone, usually female, who not only wants to be the center of attention, but who specifically seeks highly visible opportunities to act self-righteous at the expense of others, in order to receive temporary affections from cohorts, so as to validate their own fragile sense of self-worth. Also known as S.A.W.

A group of Sanctimonious Attention Whores is called a "Squabble". A male courtier, or loud-mouthed defendent/apologist, of a Sanctimonious Attention Whore is called a "SAW John" or "Squawker".

Political pundit, Ann Coulter, is a sanctimonious attention whore. Media host, Bill O'Reilly, when he defends Ann Coulter, is a SAW-John.

by Wyld Stallyns August 12, 2006

laugh whore

n: a person who is an easy laugh. A laugh whore will typically laugh at all of your jokes just to gain acceptance from you. You don't mind it because it makes you feel better about yourself. Usually has a mildly obnoxious laugh to go along with his/her hair trigger laugh reflex.

Friend 1: Oh man, we had so much fun! It was just awesome!!
Friend 2: Nah man don't fall for it...she's a total laugh whore.

Friend 1: Yeah so then I said, 'because the frog was stapled to the chicken!'
Friend 2: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Friend 1: Yeah I made that one up myself!!

by MarcosR September 10, 2005

Attention Whore Screen Name

An Attention Whore Screen Name is when someone joins a chat room or virtual world and their screen name suggest that they are a slut. Such as "Pornstar07" or "FuckPrincess"

Jenna- "Hey did you see Ashly's screen name on WeeWorld?"

Brooke- "No. What is it?"

Jenna- "It is such an attention whore screen name."

by Mrs. Lockette May 23, 2010

vacation whore

A person desperate for vacation who will accompany you on any trip, anytime, anywhere. Always seeking adventure and escape, this person can be packed and ready in 10 minutes flat.

"Hello?"
"Hey- New Orleans on Friday." "You in?"
"Hells yes!" "Vacation whore is always in."

by RachRiot January 20, 2012

My whole world

The love of your life🥰

“Babe, you’re my whole world”
“Baby, you mean the world to me”

by duhitspendeja_ March 18, 2019