tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

kissing teeth

The act of kissing teeth kmt means to express disapproval contempt, or dissatisfaction with a situation or person by making a sound through the act of sucking air through one's teeth.
Oft performed by people from the Caribbean.

I got to the cricket ground late. When I asked the man next to me what the score was, he spent the next 10 seconds kissing teeth at me!

by king biscuit January 2, 2009

Teeth Paste

A special form of tooth paste designed to work on multiple teeth simultaneously.

This teeth paste is awesome! Gone are the days of tirelessly scrubbing one tooth at a time.

by Corn Goblin June 1, 2017

tweetbook

when your tweet is also used for your facebook status

Kristin needs to stop tweetbooking and be more original!

by tweeterbooker May 27, 2009

tweetch

The sudden, subconscious, and irresistible urge to tweet about every single tiny mundane detail of your day.

Joe - "You know, I really do not need to know when you are about to use the bathroom..."

Mike - "Sorry man, it was just a tweetch."

by junion June 10, 2010

Tweetseeking

Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking

Shirley: 'I hate feeling like this'

Everyone else: 'oh no Shirley is Tweetseeking again!'

by Jenb61 September 25, 2011

Tweetdown

N. To win an argument on Twitter rendering the other party unable to respond.

"Madison issued that ratchet girl a tweetdown so bad that she didn't come to school today!"

by Big Alamo October 19, 2013