Torge

Intelligent, humorous, handsome and with lots of skills. They are very charming, social butterflies and always fun to be around.
Workaholic with a strong will to have an positive impact on society.

Go and find you a Torge!

by Flowergirl December 1, 2021

Phil Target

W. Philip Target II is the CEO and founder of Target Corp.

You have heard of Charles R. Walgreen, Sr. of Walgreens, Fred Meijer of Meijers, Sam Walton of Wal-Mart. No one gives any credit to the man who thinks you should "Expect More and Pay less". This man is a retail genius, his name is Phil Target. People everywhere are butchering his family name and pronouncing it like it is French. It's time to give this man credit. . .I present to you W. Philip Target II.

by the wolf-man February 12, 2008

toby tugger

A man who's in a sexual relation with a male animal.

Hey Mike, don't look but I think that man is tugging off his dog.

Yeah, it looks like he's a Toby Tugger

by NotAFudgePacker July 6, 2017

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

ture

ture is a word that is made when lollieman makes a mistake it is meant to be true

wrong = so ture

correct = so true

by mystic_force August 22, 2004

Targeted Misogyny

The hate of a specific woman for being herself and for being a woman. Misogyny focused on a specific woman

I hate Julie, she's a stupid woman. Jenny her friend is cool.

by Capn Jack Sparrow October 2, 2003

Target Baby

Any number of small child which has wondered so far from his or her caretaker so that the child chances becoming the responsibility of whom ever else is shopping nearby. Since the name of the child is unknown and most likely the child isn't old enough to know their own name they become named after the store they were found in.

This may occur for several reasons:

1. The child is a space cadet (see def. of "space cadet")
2. The caretaker or parent is neglectful
3. The parent is a single parent
4. The child is a real crap head and hard to control
5. The child is child #10 of 15

Term and definition may also apply to other common department stores such as: "Walmart baby" "Walgreens baby" or "99 cents store baby."

Example 1
Customer: "Awww! He's soo cute! Who's his mother?"
Store Clerk: "I don't know... Just another Target baby."
Customer: "People just let their kids wander off like that?!"
Store Clerk: "Yeup. I get them all the time. I've had a whole multicultural family since I've been working here. Black baby, white baby, Mexican baby, Asian baby.. it don't matter."

Example 2
Guurrl: "Hey! Who dat?!"
Guy: "Idk somebody's baby y?"
Guurrl: "Well she iz Cute!

Guy: "Wonder where her muma is?"
Guurrl: "Hey y'all who baby is dis?! ... No one?! Aright!! Come hurr lil Target baby! You goin' home wit mee!
Child: "Muma!!!"
Guurrl: "Daz right! Muma! Muma luvs u!"

by The Stone Black Fox February 15, 2012