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Shit-Toking

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking
by Leozard September 4, 2022
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Mongoose tossing

When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.
Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
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manlet tossing

The highly entertaining, hilarious and trendy new sport of manlet tossing, which is surely soon to be recognized by the International Olympic Committee as an Olympic sport, consists of two or more competitors who take turns selecting a captured manlet out of the manlet pile in the adjacent manlet pit, to then effortlessly lift the pint-sized pipsqueak peewee manlet up onto their shoulders, before subsequently tossing the dwarfishly diminutive, stunted little manlet boy as far as they possibly can. If most of the onlookers refrain from urinating into the manlet pit over the course of the competition, then the kidnapped manlets will even agree to sing their favorite song Short People in veneration of their God and hero Randy Newman as they are being hurled through the air!
Manmore 1: Hey, why is that group of children standing around in that parking lot over there? Manmore 2: They seem to be engaging in the universally popular new sport of manlet tossing. Lol, that little girl just threw a subhumanly stunted squealing sissy manlet clear across the parking lot into a nearby trashcan, where he obviously belongs! Manmore 1: Gold medal! Manmore 2: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 1, 2024
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Shoe Tossing

Shoes hanging on power lines often symbolize gang territory, marking claimed turf or warning outsiders. This urban signal can indicate drug activity, memorials for fallen members, or territorial dominance.
Jake: Man, look at those shoes on the power lines. You know what that means, right? Thats a Shoe Tossing

Ryan: Yeah… gang territory. We shouldn’t be hanging around here too long.
by G money otr March 5, 2025
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Cumfetti Tossing

When a man simultaneously masturbates and tries to flick his pre-cum across the room like confetti.
I was "Cumfetti Tossing" like crazy last night, that shit went everywhere!
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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bagel tossing

the act of putting a bagel on a rectum and jumping on a schlong.

imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.
damn jimmy I didn't know bagel tossing coupd be a professional soort.
by dabskii August 24, 2025
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Happy toking

Wishing well unto others who are about to toke up.
Do you mind if we smoke this blunt?

Nah man , happy toking!
by Echo_22 October 13, 2025
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