torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.

Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

Fernando Torres

the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account

After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds

by gitw March 22, 2011

tarred

an alternate version of "tired". meaning you need sl33p..

1 4m v3r v3r tarred..
I am ver' ver' tarred..

by rhyme-sama May 21, 2003

crotch torpedo

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.

95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

by You Stole my Wristwatch December 27, 2004

torpedoes

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.

1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...

by Captain Sex Offendor September 17, 2006

torrey

A blonde girl residing in San Diego who is athletic and extremely good looking. Normally short in height but likes to do the horizontal no pants dance with tall athletic guys.

See that Torrey over there with that volleyball player? There is about a foot and a half difference! How do you think they even have sex?

by Choncho January 17, 2008