Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

by ElPorteño August 4, 2016

Vanilla Topper

Blowing your load inside the mouth but having it spit/slobbered back on top of your cock making your cum drip down and it being “topped” in vanilla cream.

Baby, just give me a “vanilla topper” and make it slobbery wet!

by Speedermen June 20, 2021

Topper

toon out of pocket player

anyone who buys a maxed out character for a game with there own money just so they can say they have a level capped toon but they dont know how to use it.

Shade: what is up with this guy is he a topper or what

by Vdrakulya of frostwolf February 28, 2011

Cherry-Topper

When a man blows his load on the forehead his partner(male or female depending on sexual orientation) and pulls out a cherry of choice and proceeds to humiliate the partner by repeatedly slapping their forehead with set cherry.

She was covered by semen and cherry juice after receiving a cherry-topper from her boyfriend.

by JAD3 January 30, 2009

toupee

Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!

"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
"Toupee!"

by Sarah and Maddy October 1, 2007

topher

some one who enjoys smoking DANK.

topher is so high right now.

by flea March 11, 2005

topher

V: To run something into the ground or fizzle out.

Johnny quit his job at ABC company to go to work for XYZ company. Shortly after , his career tophered and he was left jobless.

by Bartmanohio October 20, 2008