Bald Tires

1) The last resort booty-call.

2) Something you continue to drive on even though it could fail at any moment.

Guy A: "Yeah, I texted all my usual booty-calls but none of them replied. I'm going to have to resort to my bald tires."

Guy B: "What? There's like a 50% chance that's going to be a massive fail."

Guy A: "I'm desperate, man. I got no other choice."

by Mamolee April 9, 2017

Flat tired wheelbarrow

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

by Full Patch October 7, 2017

Pre-Tired

The state of succumbing to tiredness or exhaustion after thinking about everything you have to do - but before actually starting any of it.

I got home from work and was ready to run my errands, but I got pre-tired and watched Netflix all night instead.

by JC_Cali November 16, 2018

test those tires

1. To have sex.
2. To engage in a sexual act.
3. To go for a ride (on me).

derived originally from: condoms=rubber=tire

"So, if you want to test those tires, you can stay over at my place."

by H. Heckubah July 19, 2006

Alaskan flat tire

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016

butt ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.

Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to fall asleep.

by Brettwads December 24, 2020

Le Tigre

A clothing brand whose symbol is a tiger. Frequently compared to Lacoste. It is a less expensive alternative, and just as classy. The collar is NOT to be popped.

Did you see the guy wearing a Le Tigre polo? He must be held in high esteem, I want to jump his bones.

by J-Nickles October 28, 2005