Windows Time

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.

Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?

by Kalisiin January 07, 2011

Overton window

Spectrum/window of what's socially appropriate to talk about and when to do so time wise.

The overton window to talk about capital punishment is almost closed.

by Sexydimma August 06, 2022

window eating

See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.

If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!

by JBeez March 30, 2013

Windows ME

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

by Michael Lippa December 20, 2005

window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.

"Damn! One brick and that window drop."

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

bay window

A window with a sitting area right in front of it to talk out anything you need to with someone. In other words, a very special place to some people.

To the bay window!

by Laity_Ce January 22, 2016

window bopping

Also known as window flitting. When you log into and/or frequently visit a select group of websites quickly and repeatedly in the same window. Often coincides with lollergagging.

NOTE: Does not refer to simply surfing the net.

"I can totally see her logging in and out of gmail and facebook - she must be window bopping."

by Ambernikki February 09, 2009