Testicleese

Spencer; The testicle powered roman warrior

"Testicleese grabbed his might Shwartz and smoted the bad dude"

by Booby November 5, 2004

Testicleye

When you remove one's eye, and then one's testicle, and then place their testicle in their eye socket and paint it the color of their eyeball.

Dude, Johan has the sweetest testicleye I've ever seen.

If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.

by Jurgen Teller January 7, 2009

Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

by FalconEyes September 25, 2011

testicles

the round spheres that all boys such as Frankie Muniz have; they are there for people to knee, kick, bite, and punch

Please knee me in my testicles.

by Danny December 12, 2003

testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre

he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

by Herman45 December 25, 2010

testiclats

Testicals to the fullest, testiclats generaly used to describe bigger then average testiclats.

"She went straight for the testiclats"

by thisisretardedasshit October 29, 2005

testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.

Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.

by derrrr June 17, 2004