A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.
Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.
Last seen taking stock of himself.
Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.
NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.
Last seen taking stock of himself.
Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.
NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"
"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"
"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"
"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
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(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.
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Get the Tampoon mug.I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.
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A variation of the Brookside teapot is the Teaset, which involves a lady lying on her back, mouth open, acting as a teacup.
A variation of the Brookside teapot is the Teaset, which involves a lady lying on her back, mouth open, acting as a teacup.
Bro, I brewed a batch so big in last nights Brookside Teapot, the cup ran over ! Hell of a mess on the couch.
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GSX-Fs were branded as "Katanas" in North America, but nobody except an idiot would associate these bulbous tourers with the original Katana sports bikes from the 1980s.
GSX-Fs were branded as "Katanas" in North America, but nobody except an idiot would associate these bulbous tourers with the original Katana sports bikes from the 1980s.
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