Toeda

Strong optimistic honest balanced healthy wealthy loving caring successful blessed abundant hardworking intelligent queen

Toeda is magical

by Toeda June 7, 2021

Toledo Syndrome

An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.

Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”

Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”

by Tommy&Ricky July 23, 2021

Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.

These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

tossed

When you can no longer deal with a situation, so you emotionally yeet yourself from caring and trying to process it.

Wendy: Are you going home for Thanksgiving?
Barb: Probably not. Most of my no-science knowing family never got vaccinated. I’m done trying to educate them though, they’ve got me tossed.

by Misiubear August 28, 2021

tonedeafbard.main

by definition, the best tiktoker around, is 100% the best at keeping conversations in comment sections

“hey do u know @tonedeafbard.main on tiktok?”
“omg yeah!! they r the funniest commenter 🤩”

by fagamity August 30, 2021

Tossed My Sketti

Eating someones hairy butthole

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.

by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021

Toseef

A God of a man who can do no wrong

Only a Toseef can save us now

by TheKnowledgable1 November 23, 2021