toseef

A fatshit who plays Fortnite all day and has no friends and is a big gay

Toseef is a fatshit

by 69ZZabdulTheSlayerZZ69 June 26, 2019

Toseef

A God of a man who can do no wrong

Only a Toseef can save us now

by TheKnowledgable1 November 23, 2021

To Seef

To Seef (v. intr.) To tone down a Northern accent when in the presence of Southerners because of embarrassment

I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
We seef
You (pl.) seef
They seef

Guy: I'm moving down south for uni & want to fit in- do you know how to seef?
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen

Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing

e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"

e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."

e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"

by Southerner #4 February 17, 2013

Touseef

The coolest man on earth! Calm, collective and composed.

John handles pressure in a Touseef way

by Touseef_ August 17, 2022

ToSeekAndDestroy

The oath cats take to find out what is most precious to its owner, and then utterly destroy it.

Owner: DAMNIT! You left all the other plants alone, but you shredded the bonsai tree Ive been growing for 5 years!
Cat: Sorry bro, ToSeekAndDestroy

by MrBirdBrain August 6, 2012

Toreefah

These kind of people are always short. About 5’2 in height but she is the most cheerful person you would ever meet. She can sometimes be a crybaby and be loud but she’s the caring type.

She is such a Toreefah

by Darkdost November 22, 2021

Taseefa

Taseefa is one of those people which will make your jaw drop wide open from her beauty. She has the most gorgeous hair and big roind eyes, not to mention her skin, FLAWLESS. She has the mind of a kind person and would always help out people in need. She is the kind of person which yiu would like to be friends with

Stranger: Can someone help me?

*Taseefa goes to help*
Another person: Taseefa is so kind to help her out

by Flower_obssesser November 2, 2022