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A God of a man who can do no wrong
Only a Toseef can save us now
Toseef by TheKnowledgable1 November 23, 2021
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To Seef (v. intr.) To tone down a Northern accent when in the presence of Southerners because of embarrassment

I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
We seef
You (pl.) seef
They seef
Guy: I'm moving down south for uni & want to fit in- do you know how to seef?
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen

Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing

e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"

e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."

e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"
To Seef by Southerner #4 February 17, 2013
The coolest man on earth! Calm, collective and composed.
John handles pressure in a Touseef way
Touseef by Touseef_ August 17, 2022

ToSeekAndDestroy 

The oath cats take to find out what is most precious to its owner, and then utterly destroy it.
Owner: DAMNIT! You left all the other plants alone, but you shredded the bonsai tree Ive been growing for 5 years!
Cat: Sorry bro, ToSeekAndDestroy
ToSeekAndDestroy by MrBirdBrain August 6, 2012
These kind of people are always short. About 5’2 in height but she is the most cheerful person you would ever meet. She can sometimes be a crybaby and be loud but she’s the caring type.
She is such a Toreefah
Toreefah by Darkdost November 22, 2021
Taseefa is one of those people which will make your jaw drop wide open from her beauty. She has the most gorgeous hair and big roind eyes, not to mention her skin, FLAWLESS. She has the mind of a kind person and would always help out people in need. She is the kind of person which yiu would like to be friends with
Stranger: Can someone help me?

*Taseefa goes to help*
Another person: Taseefa is so kind to help her out
Taseefa by Flower_obssesser November 2, 2022