Clunge on toast

A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.

Alex: Did you give her some last night?
Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast.

by clungewriter November 06, 2011

Toast Of The Peak

The Toast of the Peak is the perfect toast, because fuck burnt toast, It is a perfect golden-brown with a perfect well-levelled layer of butter, and 3 THICC globs of nutella in the middle.

Mum: " Do YoU WaNt SoMe ToAsT!"
Me: "I'lL MaKe It BeCaUsE I MaKe It ThE tOaSt Of ThE pEaK!"

by BigWillyNathaniel April 10, 2020

toast hijacker

A person who after hearing a toast proceeds to add his/her own toast before drinking. This is rude and annoying. If you want to say a toast just wait for your turn.

Man1: "I would like to drink this for our children!"
(everybody but one person drinks up)
Grandma: "Yeah, and I wish that these children grow up as good and loving as we did..."
Man2: "Haha, grandma is such a toast hijacker!"

by rfmg42 March 08, 2010

beans and toast

When you vomit upon your and your partner's genitals during intercourse.

He performed the old "beans and toast" with her last night and then needed a towel.

by beans and toast February 09, 2007

Avocado Toast

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.

Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.

by Avocadoontoast March 29, 2020

tight as toast

close buddies, best pals, etc. Like "two peas in a pod" or some other random tree-hugging crap like that.

Bob and Sara have been a couple forever. It seems like for as long as I can remember, they've been tight as toast.

by bubbadontbutido March 11, 2010

French Toasted

When a person puts french toast on your phone when playing clash royal and place 2 cards. Then get analed

Oh you fucking french toasted I lost the game

by AsianSensationLigma November 19, 2021