by lolz bastards xD September 26, 2011
by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 04, 2019
A male who mistakes his penis for a vagina, freeloading and attempting to ride anyone in their immediate vicinity around like a proverbial stick horse-expecting them to pay for all their shit and use/mess up/destroy all of their personal belongings- without even bothering to ask permission.
I’m about to make ol Snivel Tits pay up for taking my motorcycle apart when this saw blade turns his into scrap metal for the chop shop.
by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ January 19, 2020
Tits on a whale that's awesome!
by fretsonfire74 July 27, 2008
A phenomenon that originally occurred in a small neighborhood known as Germantown, located in Quincy, Mass. A tit fit is when two G-Town mothers square off in the street with babies in hand, and throw punches at each other in a cyclonic fashion. As they fight, the saddle bags they call tits plop out of their shirts, wife beaters, etc., and seem to a have a mind of their own. Eventually, the women can stop punching with their hands, allowing their boobs to battle it out, which at some point look like two sets of helicopter blades smashing into each other. The welfare recipient left standing is usually considered the victor... But considering that the women must slither back into the shithole they call home, and probably catch a worse ass kicking from one of their baby daddies, neither should be too happy with the outcome.
Linda and Katie-Lynn were brawlin down the basketball courts when Katie-Lynn's shirt got ripped and she had the biggest tit fit. Them titties were flippin and a floppin errrr wherrr!!
by tommybombs May 22, 2015
Man tits that think they are pecs but in reality collect a slug like residue beneath the creases to resemble the state of a pair of slugs.
by Clarkchenko7 September 04, 2016
when one has tits so saggy they hit the ground, allowing one to put boots on them, most likely using them as a second pair of legs.
wow Jake, why don't you ask Sherry to put her tit boots on her nasty titties and give you a ride home from work!
by araeos October 26, 2010