Plaguenancy Test

Covid-19 test

I wasn't feeling well, so I went and got a plaguenancy test and it came back positive for Covid-19.

by Flik off January 29, 2021

test hangover

That feeling on the morning after an important test when a person starts overanalyzing all of their answers to every question, often leading to the belief that they failed immensely.

"I have a pounding headache..."
"Sucks, man. Want an Advil?"
"I want my SAT prep book because of this test hangover I'm having."

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

Roof Test

The ultimate act of frustration, particularly as applied to consumer electronics, housewares, and non-durable goods. Also occasionally performed in the genuine spirit of scientific inquiry.

Damn iphone. I'd like to roof test AT&T's network.

We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.

by lipscocity December 15, 2009

AT Mohawk Test

The name of the test used when performing the AT Reverse Munchkins to test if your head is tilted at an angle to avoid being in front of the anus. Powder is put on top of anus to test. If she farts and you avoid all the powder, then you're tilted at the perfect angle, but if the fart leaves a mohawk of powder in your head then you need repositioning.

I did the AT Mohawk Test before doing the AT Reverse Munchkins on her to test if I had the perfect angle.

by Fresh_Boy_123 October 30, 2011

test amnesia

Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."

by greeneggsandweed January 16, 2013

bdnf test

a test to tell if someone is a telepathy or telekinesis

he took the bdnf test to see if he could in fact move things or if his house was just haunted

by atomic108 October 14, 2020

Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.

My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.

by RadAF September 20, 2019