sword-swallower

A sword-swallower is a guy who likes to suck cock.

A bunch of us cadets are having a contest to see who's the best sword-swallower!

by USAF Cadet June 3, 2021

shallow and pedantic

Some thing smart to say if you are Petarded. Commonly said by a person who watches family guy. Said to piss someone off.

This meat loaf is shallow and pedantic- Peter Griffin
You:You're shallow and pedantic
Someone: STFU!!!

by W.I.P. January 12, 2009

sword swallower

someone who sucks on a penis.
as in swallows penises.
as in swallows swords.
as in sword swallower.

"GOD! Becky didnt wanna go down on me last night!"
"Its okay, shes a sword swallower anyways."

by Savannah and Becky November 25, 2007

Shallow

christen chalmers. being the ultimate definition of gold digger. puts anna nicole smith to shame.

That shallow bitch just wants his money.

by christen chalmers March 7, 2005

shallow

Master Tonberry has the best definition here, but it's not more than 90% of girls that are shallow. It's the full 100%.

Stupid shallow bitches. Just cuz someones short has to mean they have a small dick. WRONG bitches wrong!!!

by Adrian January 26, 2005

Arizona Cactus Swallower

While in the act of receiving a blowjob commonly referred to as a b.j. or getting head, the blowjob recipient punches the blowjob giver in the nose. This will produce a large amount of blood which will be able to come out of the mouth if the giver spits. As the recipient blows his load at the same time the giver spits the blood on it, this action should produce a red bloody liquid on the penis. The recipient will then fuck the giver until the red is no longer present on the penis. (Has better effect when either of the participants has recently shaved their genital area, giving it the effect of a prickly cactus.)

I was mad at my bitch, so I gave her an Arizona Cactus Swallower.

Last night I tried the Arizona Cactus Swallower on this slut and she liked it.

by jizzman520 October 9, 2010

Swallows

When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.

Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.

by morpheus June 16, 2005