Suicide grader 

when a person who is in charge of turning in a project for school doesn't turn it in at all in order to make his partners fail.

Jung: Do you have our project for Spanish class?
Robby: No, I decided not to do it.
Jung: Why?
Robby: I'm already failing Spanish, so I didn't feel like doing the project.
Jung: F***ing suicide grader

Suicide grader by The gayest straight guy around December 19, 2009

Suicide by Covid 

Noun, /ˈs(j)u ɪˌsaɪd/ /baɪ/ /ˈkoʊvɪd/

The act of intentionally refusing inoculation in order to die a horrible death on a hospital ventilator while your friends and family watch helplessly and abuse hospital staff who are trying to help you. Similar to suicide by cop, suicide by COVID allows the suiciding individual to entirely shift the blame and responsibility for their own suicide.

Motivations for suicide by COVID vary and can be complex, but here are the top reasons:

1. To own the libs
2. To prove you're a lion and not a sheeple
3. To get away from your spouse and children, forever
4. To be a human sacrifice for the orange MAGA god (who has wholly replaced the Christian god for MAGA believers)
5. To further burden our overtaxed healthcare system and in the process use as many Medicare dollars as humanly possible before dying because socialism is only bad for minorities and the poor but socialism is a good thing when conservatives are on the receiving end.
6. To die a martyr in the MAGA war against science and reality

As for etymology, suicide by COVID first appeared in June of 2021, when vaccinations became widely available. It derives from suicide by cop with COVID replacing cop as the instrument of suicide.

I saw on Facebook that Uncle Bubba just died on a ventilator. He committed suicide by COVID, 'cause he wasn't no sheeple. He owned them libtards real good. Praise Trump!

Suicide by Covid by dustyoracle December 20, 2021

Suicide Mouse 

A very creepy episode of a childhood favorite show you might know as Mickey Mouse. In this descriptive episode, it first shows Mickey walking down a street, but not smiling and talking as always. He has his hands behind his back, and looks generally depressed. The screen blacks out for a while, but when it resumes, we hear a man murmuring in the background. Then, we start hearing what sounds like a broken record box playing, and more bloodcurdling screams come into action, as terrifying images come in between buildings. Then, Mickeys face starts to break down, his eyes down to the bottom of his sockets, his teeth begin to break more and more. Eventually, he starts running faster until he reaches full speed. Then, he collapsed. A few moments later, a depiction of Death appeared and laughed, as the video ends. We don’t quite know if this was just a creepypasta or real.

Don’t watch Suicide Mouse at night

Suicide Mouse by SMLFAN123 March 9, 2019

suicide silence

awesome band which asshole scene kids seem to now like

real fan: have you heard the new suicide silence song?
scene asshole: no but isn't mitch's hair smexy!
real fan: fag scene kid

suicide silence by killallthescenesplease August 22, 2009

Suicide Fart 

When one of your buddies farts and it smells so terrible that in order to neutralize the horrific smell, you blow one of your own to thin out the smell of the original.

"Oh my god Freddie came over the other day and he totally farted in my face! I had to suicide fart just to ease the pain and dilute the shitty ass stench."

Suicide Fart by SnizzPulverizer February 16, 2009

suicide mission 

When you do something that’s going to end in certain failure but you decide to do it because it’s your obligation to do so. It’s also a very British thing to do.
Can be used in a video game context when you sacrifice yourself for the better of the team.
Variant : suicide mish

Dude1: Cya dude im going on a suicide mission and gna call my ex up about going out again.
Dude2: Instant death.

Dude1: No he’s got a rocket launcher.
Dude2: Don’t worry I'll go outside on a suicide mish and waste his ammo.

Dude1: Dude I got this girl into my room and I was so horny i asked her to suck me off, I thought i was on a suicide mission, but she unzipped my pants and sucked it like a pro whore.
Dude2: Lucky fuck, can I have her number?

suicide mission by Andy2billion July 15, 2005

suicide bomber 

A person who blows himself up, in order to kill innocent people.

The suicide bomber blew himself... he must be double-jointed.

suicide bomber by scrEEmur December 5, 2003