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spunt

Condition, his seed has been deemed defective and thus rejected for replication within progressive society .
entomology: (spunt), (SPURT + PUNT) cooloqializm, Kansasinian in origin, derogatory, His "spert" has created genetically defective children therefore his seed should be "punted" from the gene pool (spunt). "He is but "spunt" and not worthy.
by Frank Haertlein December 28, 2005
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Spunt

The portmanteau for Spun Cunt
A combination of the words spun and cunt
a stupid chick thats really high
That spunt wont even do my dishes.
by the pupster September 17, 2007
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sprunk

non-alcoholic beverage that one would have at a club or from a vending machine. Related to crunk, which is the alcoholic version.
Person 1:"You getting crunk'd tonight"
Person 2:"No. I'm stickin to the sprunk, had too much Crunk Juice last night"
by Craymore December 6, 2004
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Sprint Football

Sprint football is a sport similar to American Football, but is played by small, weak boys. Sprint Football enforces a 172-lb weight limit, meaning the games are not entertaining. Where real football emphasizes strength and speed, sprint football focuses on giving kids who are too small (i.e. not talented enough) to play regular Division-I football a chance at dragging out their career. These players are generally non-athletic, weak, and arrogant.
"Hey look at that guy, does he play football?"

"No, he plays sprint football, he's a pussy."

Sprint football is the same thing as grade school football, except played by non-athletic college kids.
by mjhater2010 April 30, 2011
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Sprint

Any sexual encounter (usually a quickie) that begins with a texting...word originates from Sprint-to-Sprint, or head-to-head.
How about we go for a Sprint this afternoon, my bells need a jingle?
by Envious 314 March 16, 2009
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Sprunk

Being crunk off Sparks.
Damn, Sammy was so Sprunked last night and he only had half a Sparks!
by FabsDC December 25, 2004
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Spounty

When A Person Breaks The Barrier Of Playing A Video Game For More Then 24/7
I Swear I Play That Game 90/7
Other Guy: You Fucking Spounty...
by Spounty February 9, 2009
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