SLURKING

The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.

Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.

by azvalley66 April 16, 2025

Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

SPINKING

To think out a thought before you speak on it.

I was spinking about whether to buy some land or lease it for future building.

by MCR0300 August 6, 2025

Plunking

The act of stretching out your foreskin to make room for a snus before you insert it inside for a good time

Man I’m gonna go plunking right now/I think ima go do a plunk

by Lil plunk 67 September 10, 2025

Slanking

Feeding your delusions & lies by expressing and sharing it.

To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.

Mike:"Yo, this animal proposed to me yesterday"

Jake:"Stop slanking"

by Braincellz cactus September 19, 2025

foot spanking

Letting loose with the flat of your foot, pressing peddle to metal with a sharp quick movement.

"...the Mustang deserved a good foot spanking."

by Edouardo101 September 23, 2016

Fistful spanking

Punching someone's ass.
Boxing someone's behind.

-He said he enjoys fistful spanking.
- He is just trying to make punching someone's ass sound kinky

by Yen9090 October 10, 2017