Spits and Splatters

While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.

Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!

by CoolBlue91 August 7, 2011

sploit

To exploit a bug in an online game, especially an MMORPG.

Dude quit 'sploitin the snare!

by Loser September 16, 2003

splort

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

by meredith January 27, 2005

dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.

I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.

by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014

splatter bowl punch

1. diarrhea
2. liquid poo

Man, after I ate that ass food at Micky D's I left some splatter bowl punch.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

splatterkhaki

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.

"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

salotto

silly, foolish. thinking you are all knowing of anything and everything, when in reality you are not.

"Your dog is purple"

"Actually, my dog is brown."

"No...it's not"

"Man, how salotto of you."

by sssara33 August 25, 2007