Sloth

When something or someone is just soo slow, that they can't function in modern day society.

1. And if you'll look to your left you'll see, sloth, on its natural migration pattern which occurs every 3-5 weeks, to the local super america, where he gets his monthly fix of peecheos and vitiman energy.

both are a little nasty and packed with sugar, which is the perfect thing to boost sloths energy

2. Ahhh, sloth

by Carterjonesy June 3, 2008

Slothing

to throw your body onto another yelling,"SLOTH!!!" and dragging them to the ground by their neck.

i tried slothing this kid today and it worked.

by seavdaddy September 22, 2010

Slot

A slow moving (aka fat) slutty girl who gets drunk and banged by six guys at a party.

"Dude, look at that fat slot over there! She's the one that got banged by six guys last Friday!"

by Flailing Hose Beast November 4, 2010

SLOTHLETE

To be a professional sloth.

Sally worksout during the week and then goes on a drinking binge all weekend. She goes from athlete to slothlete.

by KCMcPeterkin April 29, 2004

slot mishap

An unfortunate or unusual accident/occurence during the penetration part of sexual intercourse that usually results in some sort of splitting pain usually caused by recklessness or carelessness.

While the married couple were having sexual intercourse, a slot mishap occured that cut the fun short.

by Leafs11&Sewchinator November 3, 2006

Sloth Ass

A very lazy person. Somone who is so lazy they dont respond to text messages and or Im's.

Stephanie you are such a sloth ass when you dont answer text messages!

by Ryan Tallent December 6, 2006

Slot

A mix of a slut and a thot

"Oh my god Kathy is such a slot"

by LanceL December 9, 2014