Banana Split

1. A dessert that consists of 3 scoops of ice cream, either vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry in a vertical line. A banana is then put on each side of the scoops. They are then topped with caramel and hot fudge, strawberry pieces, nuts, and sprinkles. After the toppings, comes whipped cream and a cherry on each scoop along with a spoon.

2. A phrase used by bus drivers, teachers, parents, etc. to shut up a bunch of people when "QUIET" doesn't work.

3. The excuse used by teenage girls when they want to buy a bunch of bananas to practice oral sex, but don't want their parents to find out.

1. Guy #1: Dude I love milkshakes! Best Dessert Ever!

Other Guy: Are you high? The best dessert by far is a fucking Banana Split!!!!

2. Bus Driver: Hey! You guys please be quiet. QUIET!!!

Kids: *Let go of me!!*

*That's not third base man*

*PENIS!!!*

*And then she said...*

*You should ssooo do that!*

Bus Driver: BANANA SPLIT!!!!!!!

*Kids shut up in confusion*

3. Mom: Why are you getting so many bananas?

Teenage Girl: *Thinks quickly* Duh! For banana splits!

by Regina Phalange #2 September 26, 2012

Split Personality

A person who is psycho eg. Catrina from Ballarat

My split personality's name is shara and she went to the beach to have babies with Jack

by Jason. September 8, 2005

split arse

one's arse has been split open due to excessive rammage in the back entry.
can apply to both male and female

i cant sit down cuz me ring is torn

"alright split arse?"

by Tony January 8, 2004

lickety split

refers to the tearing of index cards by bending them in half and then licking them to get them to split apart.

My mouth is so dry from performing lickety split.

by A. SugarTits Car December 5, 2010

Split ends

Apparently they can be called fish tails

*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.

by Ryan O_O August 15, 2008

Split the Back

sex move in which Chick laying face down head in the pillow clenching the headboard with fury as the man uses his knees to push her legs up in a split off to each side as he rams his hard knob straight into the love spot from behind

I gave that bitch the Split the Back!

by JBut December 25, 2007

Banana Split

To stick a ripe banana in the ass.

I need to go to the bathroom and give myself a banana split.

by fatcat346 June 23, 2003