spleeng

a word that is used when trying to spell the word 'spelling' and failing miserably

My spleeng sucks.

by pink_funerals May 23, 2018

Spleef

A game played on Minecraft and ROBLOX where the goal is to dig holes for scrubs to fall in and be eliminated. Very popular during the mid-2010s, and somehow the most fun thing that is humanly possible.

"Gamer: Spleef is really freaking fun!"

by E hates Q September 29, 2018

Spleeny

Large or long spleen, often contributes to not having much intelligence in a weird way. People who are spleeny are also very depressed and annoying.

"Gareth is so spleeny"

by kidobbith November 30, 2018

spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

spleens

Spleens are your real ones usually consisting of 3+ males of balkan descent with all different personality types with one being the father figure and the only one that can drive then the next one being the middle child aka the good kid but everyone loves him and lastly the youngest who manages to do the dumbest shit every time making the oldest mad

wow there goes the spleens so gay

by retrotrik January 11, 2020

Spleens Flower

Cocaine

Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.

by Poyomaster696969 September 8, 2020

spleenio

Bender or wanker or tosser

Bro that guy sucked off a guy, what a spleenio!

by GeorgeGagnon69 February 27, 2021