Splatterwag

A particularly violent and obnoxious shit.

I went to the bathroom just to take a leak, but I unleashed a splatterwag instead.

by CW_5000 December 31, 2009

splatter cannon

When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!

After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

splatter film

A movie that goes way over the top with blood and/or gore for shock value.

Final Destination 1-5, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, and 100 tears are the goriest splatter films.

by #IQ134 June 17, 2017

Splatterbate

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time

Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.

by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

Splatty back

Splatty back when spooning and there's alot of pre cum

Awh babe you gave me splatty back

E snow

by E snow March 22, 2021

splatasha

natasha romanoff when she decided to fall and jump of a cliff

"do we know if she had a family?" "who?" "splatasha"

by rr1a September 28, 2021

SPLATKAKKE

Splatkakke.
In the game of Splatoon two or more players gang on one player and splatkakkee them to death.

Looks like a bukakke, only with ink!

(Coined by GameNasty. tm)

"Okay, you take the left, I'll take the right and we'll Splatkakke them"

"I didn't stand a chance, I've been Splatkakk'd

"Guys this is a nightmare, I can't get out of spawn, I keep getting Splatkakked"

by GameNasty September 9, 2022