to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.
Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.
by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004
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The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time
Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.
by GoodeNinja November 28, 2017
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