rock safe

A safe built into a rock

Fred Flinstone stored his rocks in his rock safe.

by Rock Collector June 29, 2011

Safety Wank

The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.

Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."

by surpriseentry June 8, 2011

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021

safe

.....safe is not welsh, infact it coems from inner city black communities, because the word is of Carrabien origin, and has been picked up by people from the yardies that came over in the last century...so no, u thick twat, it is not of welsh origin, Goldie lookin chain did not invent safe, claat or heavy. Learn before u make statements. thanks.

'' safe, u cool bruv''

'' safe <nod head> ##

by Ben the man of knowledge. January 31, 2005

safety blanket

When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.

1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.

2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence

Dude, I just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own pisswater, and it went into my butthole.

by pansplatterer April 25, 2010

anti-safeword

The cutesy word that triggers over-the-top couples to kiss each other or be affectionate.

Geof keeps saying "butter," so Heather has to anti-safeword kiss him. Tricky Geof. Lucky Geof.

by ShortSmartSassySweet April 11, 2021

Safeway

A store with damn high prices but low value

Never shop at safeway or you'll get my warning. Or is it? I'm not making sense? I will soon.

by in love May 13, 2005