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Silly Someone

Someone who obviously didn't understand the true value of being able to think for one's self rather than letting the world turn him/her into a mindless zombie.

This individual likely set the record for world's most narrow minded fool.

Congrats!
Definition of Critical Thinking by Silly Someone:

"The WORST and most POINTLESS subject it could ever be your misfortune to be forced to take as a qualification at college. "

Teaches you how to be an argumentative, big-headed fool in life. (and possibly debates)
Teacher; "Now then, let's pop on with some Critical Thinking! Slippery slope, yayayay!"

Class; -groans in utter dismay and boredom-

"I made a Critical Thinking Joke the other day."

"You sad, sad, sad person."

XD You Silly, Silly, Silly Someone. XD
by True Mind October 26, 2010
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Pull someones coat

My partner said I should Pull someones coat about the new store down the street.
by eniobob September 1, 2013
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China someone

To China someone: to eat their pet
“China that guy! He looks like he deserves it”
“I heard Ms. Tanaka tried to China someone. She’s crazy”
by PandaCrisis July 10, 2019
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Rob someone blind

To steal from someone without them noticing
If you break into someone’s house and steal money you find in their house that belongs to them, congratulations! You had to rob someone blind
by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019
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Figuring-Someone-Out

An action performed by extremely intelligent people or highly trained (typically government) operatives, in which one figures out someone’s personality, traits, interests, past, future, and general backstory based on the studying of their face.

This action can be seen executed in magnitudes of movies and even books. It supposedly has been a known tactic since before recorded history.
Excerpt from The Office:

Dwight: What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? Robert stares at Dwight What are you doing..? Dwight sits up abruptly Stop trying to figure me out.

Robert: I just did.

Dwight: You can’t.

Robert: It’s done.

Dwight: No, it’s not.

Robert: I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing. at the same time, Dwight says: You don't know me! Anything about me! Get out of my head!

This is a prime example of “figuring-someone-out.”
by Fascist Nazi December 20, 2019
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to alber someone

to rek someone so hard that you almost can't express it in words. almost.
to alber someone (verb):

- damn son, you just got albered.
- don't make me alber you
by university of princeton December 3, 2015
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National finger someone day

October 20th is national finger someone day the day where any girl has to let you finger them
Guy: hey it’s national finger someone day
Girl: go ahead
by SkrtSkrt69Savage420 October 17, 2019
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