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Solomon

Solomon: Man of peace.

Solomon is usually the name of someone who has a remarkable character. They have a great sense of justice and they wish absolutely no harm upon others, whether they're humans or animals. They're ambitious, spontaneous and adventurous but at the same time, they're still the most grounded and down-to-earth people you will ever come across. Solomons are the type of people that just feel like home. They are the actual embodiment of warmth and happiness.

Their only weakness is their love for stupid video games and bad shows like Naruto, but even then they're the most lovable dorks to exist on this planet. We should appreciate our Solomons more.
Also, uhh, a huge plus.. did I mention they're hella cute and attractive too?

How to identify a Solomon?

If they say at least one of these catchphrases: “mhhm mhmm“, “yeaaa“ and “acually“ then you definitely have your hands on a Solomon.
1: God, I wish I could be as great of a person as Solomon is.
2: Oh same, sis. Being a Solomon is my greatest aspiration in life.
by Nazerat August 16, 2018
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Salmon

When cum dries on skin and becomes hard, crusty and hard to get rid of
“Ohh, dude, I had to shower twice yesterday ‘cos I had so much salmon on my crotch!”
by bob3atschildr3n October 15, 2019
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A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish
I’m gunna sloppy salmon you tonight
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Salmon

A term used to describe an athlete who deliberately competes at a lower level of competition in order to outplay the field and win awards.

Derived from the 'Big-fish-little-pond" concept; a clearly superior fish in a little pond.
He played the game today like a professional athlete, he is a Salmon in this division of the competition.
by quasiman November 13, 2011
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Victoria Salmon Kings

A professional ice hockey team located in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Manitoba Moose of the AHL, and the Vancouver Canucks of the NHL.
by Victoria Salmon Kings Fan January 30, 2009
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salmon run loop

The perception that (despite much effort) no progress is actually being made as one attempts to struggle forward with one's life. From salmon run + (tape or film) loop; combining the difficultly encountered by salmon as they head upstream to spawn and the endless repetition of a film or tape loop.
Every month it was the same thing: a salmon run loop of cutting back on everything in order to keep up with the spiraling interest on the family's credit cards.
by maximo hudson June 26, 2009
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salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.
Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.
by Sup98 April 7, 2015
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