Scandinavian Snot Rocket

Similar to a Scandinavian Sandstorm where you take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. However, it is done using the Dyson Air Multiplier and consequently shoots in more of a wad shape.

She requested the Scandinavian sandstorm, but unfortunately the Dyson was the only fan in the house. Five minutes later the Scandinavian Snot Rocket was dripping down her forehead.

Scandinavian Snot Rocket by dansome August 18, 2013

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Blood Snot Smoothie

A strawberry smoothie. Usually you can see small red chunks that resemble blood snot boogers.

I ordered a blood snot smoothie because I love strawberries so so much!!!

Blood Snot Smoothie by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013

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Snaggle snot

A person who only wants to oppose you with the use of snitty remarks, grimaches, and twisting your words around aguing. This is all done in a polite, but miserable manner.

When you talking to wife first thing in the morning and she's alittle sick. Not matter what you say, she is being negative and implying your stupid . Given enough time, she would be aguing with herself about a sunny day being sunny. Your only way to get out of this engagement is to reply 'Fuck Off, your being a fucking Snaggle Snot today!' With a laugh and quick jet out for your own good.

Snaggle snot by Blackland Slang November 26, 2017