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snark

1. to have playful, fun sex. (intransitive verb)
2. to pleasure one's partner in bed (transitive verb)
1. We snarked all afternoon.
2. We snarked each other until we were too tired to move.
by Confederate dunce February 22, 2007
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Snark

A commonly used phrase by the cool kids in a virtual world known as Second Life. Other variations include : Snarkleberries, Snarkles, Snarknuggets, Snarklepuffs, etc.
by NellsAndCreole May 16, 2010
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Snarkle

A dark Elmo committed to causing despair throughout the world. Often plays vicious pranks on children, like dumping small amounts of fine sand in their beds everyday.
"Hey Joe! Why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?"
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"

Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by lack of paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.
by Cobra511 May 10, 2011
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snark

"that chick is snark" or "...she was a snarky bird"
by wazza June 20, 2003
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Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria April 8, 2011
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snarkswer

A snarky or witty sarcastic answer.
Do you like Pavement?
Like...
The band.
Oh.
Yeah Meia, the environmentalist, I want to know if you like pavement.
I almost gave you a snark.
A snarkswer?
by Alyse T October 18, 2017
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Snarksenal

Thanks for explaining what "fish wife" means. Another gem for my snarksenal.
by OG-BB1966 July 26, 2019
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